REAL LIFE FAQS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT
I get these types of inquires often, and in an effort to clarify what I do (as well as filter out silly and nonsensical questions and save you the hassle) I thought it was best to address them beforehand. In other words, if you find your question on the list below... it might be best to keep it to yourself ;) (Yes, these are all actual inquires from my inbox).
Q: Do you sell skateboards? Can I have one?
A: No. And no. I'm not a skateboard manufacturer.
Q: Will you design MY skateboard? I have no budget, but I like your style!
A: Thank you! And no.
Q: Hi, I want to make a logo on a skateboard (end message).
A: ? (deletes email)
Q: I have a technical question about Wix, I cant figure it out!! Please help now!
A: Visit "Wix Customer Service."
Q: How do I make my website look better? It looks bad. What do I do to make it good?
A: Hire a designer
Q: Hi. I was wondering if you could send me some promotional stuff like stickers, hats,
shirts... whatever you got! (end message)
A: Um...what?
Q: Can you please introduce me to someone who can help me with my design? Even if I have
to pay a percentage of money once I've made enough progress? Call me!
A: Someone who can design AND might want payment at some point? Not sure I know anyone...
Q: I think your site is so creative! Did you build it yourself or did you use an actual designer?
A: ...
Q: I own a (whatever) company! Will you design a (whatever) product for me? I have $50 with your name on it!
A: (deletes email)
Q: Hi, I'm an aspiring puppeteer, and...
A: (deletes email)