REAL LIFE FAQS FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT

I get these types of inquires often, and in an effort to clarify what I do (as well as filter out silly and nonsensical questions and save you the hassle) I thought it was best to address them beforehand. In other words, if you find your question on the list below... it might be best to keep it to yourself ;)

 

And yes, these are all actual inquires / questions from my inbox.

Q: Do you sell skateboards? Can I have one?

A: No. And no. I'm not a skateboard manufacturer.

 

Q: Will you design MY skateboard? I have no budget, but I like your style!

A: Thank you! And no.

 

Q: Hi, I want to make a logo on a skateboard (end message).

A: ? (deletes email)

 

Q: I have a technical question about Wix, I cant figure it out!! Please help now!

A: Visit "Wix Customer Service." 

 

Q: How do I make my website look better? It looks bad. What do I do to make it good?

A: Hire a designer

 

Q: Hi. I was wondering if you could send me some promotional stuff like stickers, hats, 

      shirts... whatever you got! (end message)

A: Um...what?

 

 

Q: Can you please introduce me to someone who can help me with my design?  Even if I have

     to pay a percentage of money when Ive made enough progress? Call me!

A: Hmm, someone who can design AND wants payment for it? That's asking alot, but let me see if I know anyone.

 

Q: Hi, I'm an aspiring puppeteer, and...

A: (deletes email)

 

Q: I think your site is so creative! Did you build it yourself or did you find an actual designer?

A: cry emoji

Q: I own a (insert industry) company! Will you design a (insert product) for me?

      I have $50 for you!

A: (deletes email)